COMMANDO
During my physical examination, my doctor
asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way:-
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a
five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big
trees.
The mental stress of it all left me
shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight
beers"
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just
a shit golfer".
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Annual Physical Exam
During my yearly physical, the doctor asked me about my daily activity level.
I described one of my typical days this way:
Yesterday afternoon,
I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake
and took four 'leaks' behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
'No,' I replied, I'm, just a shitty golfer."
